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////Akky cat content
Add to naming variations: (i think the only ones with special text are Akky, Akbal, and fluffy or something)
/Nigg* (nigger, niggerman, niggy, so on, whatever way wildcards work to make that happen)
Once your enemy, now your pet, to craft a bond of love with.
/Tama
An excellent pet to station by his master. You're eager to see him conduct himself well. 
/Alice
You are what you eat, you suppose. [if (playername=Dick, Richard, Pussy, Vagina, Cunt, Cock, Penis, Gash, Ass, Wang, Cum, Spooge, Kitty, Cunny) {Just like yourself.}]
///[Pet] A little variety
You stroke [akky]'s fine fuzz, and the little kitty rolls over to receive a belly-rub. 
/
[Akky] presses his head into your hand as you reach for him, purring loudly when you scratch and rub him.
/
The little kitty bites your hand immediately on contact! However, he quickly follows up with several licks as you continue to pet him.
/
You lightly pat the cat on the head. [Akky] rubs his face against your palm for more.
/ 
[Akky] slowly shuts his eyes as you pet him, purring loudly to express his pleasure
/
///[Talk]
How does [akky] feel about being a cat? You ask him such, and he stretches before licking himself. He seems content.
/
What's new, pussy-cat? 

[if (silly) {[Woooah-oh-oh-ohhh,] }][Akky] yawns. [if (silly) {What a novel yawn.}]
/
[Akky] has nothing to say, seemingly.
/[if hair is long] Intended output is basically "brown hair strands" "blue locks" "purple slime-hair" "green vines" 
You lean down and ask the little cat what's on his mind. His eyes widen, pupils dilate, and he stares intensely. 

He swipes at your dangling [haircolor] [hairtype]. 
/
He's probably too much of a [i:pussy] to talk to you since you beat him. [if (hasFollower=Shouldra) {A vague sound of snickering echoes in the back of your mind.}]
/[if player is cat person]
You tell [akky] that your kind ought to stick together. He stares and slowly shuts his eyes before yawning. You find yourself doing the same. 
/[if player had submitted to Akbal]
Can't fuck your ass now, can he?

[Akky] assumes a pouncing stance. You still don't think he can, but your [anus] clenches nonetheless.

///If chose [Curse] but did *not* adopt Akky, random chance to see this scene once in forest or deep woods. Requires having encountered an alice
A familiar aura invades your senses as you [walk] amongst the trees. An Alice, you realize, must be somewhat nearby. Focusing, you follow the sense while attempting to be stealthy.

You notice such a demoness sitting down against a tree, looking tired and haggard, but smiling. Laying against her leg is a small tan cat with black spots. She's petting it. [say: I wish life were easier, Mr. Kitty...] The young demon closes her baggy eyes and sighs. [say: At least I haven't seen that big jaguar around. It still scares me that he said we taste better than imps.] She opens her eyes again and looks down at the cat. [say: Do you think I'm tasty, kitty?]

The cat yawns and licks her hand. She giggles softly before continuing to stroke the feline. [say: I guess that's a yes.] 

[Intervene].tooltip="Take action." [Leave].tooltip="There's no need to interrupt their peace."
//Intervene
You [walk] in their direction, and the cat is the first to react--getting up and sprinting off into the bushes. The Alice jolts in surprise and distress, first looking toward the bushes, then toward you. [say: A-ah! I'm trusting your instincts, kitty!] she exclaims as she bolts off. Nothing more for you here, you suppose.
//Leave
The serenity of the moment is fine to let be. It's a demon doing no harm, and a small, familiar-looking cat being given affection, leaving you feeling a bit more positive as you trek on.