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//Additional Clara camp narration
//Just adds an alternate paragraph of Clara interacting with your bovine children. Only happens if you have more than one kid with Marble.

//Pure Clara, version. Change pure Clara’s 8 to 19 text to have a random chance for this if you have children.

Clara stares wistfully into the distance, ignoring your kids attempting to get her attention right in front of her.

//Corrupt Clara

Clara is busy cursing at your children. However, her comments don’t hurt them. In fact, they look amused seeing their [say: auntie] scream in a rage.