///////Bizarre Bazaar, [Stuffed Muff] Tooltip: "A couple wagons and overhanging linen canopies surrounding an eating and lounging area, the strong scent of various foods wafting from within."
Taking in all the clear signs that this is a place to eat and, judging from the boisterous sounds, [i:drink], you approach The Stuffed Muff. Various people of all sorts sit around, eating strange dishes, drinking, and talking up each other, and you spot what you presume to be the small frame of a goblin moving between tables, though it is hard to spot her among the larger races. To one end, you see a wagon with brewing stills and a particularly plush, fat goblin happily passing a mug to another patron. To the other end, you see a wagon that is a mobile kitchen complete with grill, and a pissed off gnoll scowling someone away as they head to a table with their food. In the center, with no linen canopy over it, is a small [if (isday) {unlit }]firepit[if (hour > 10) { and a bard playing a short distance away}].
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The Stuffed Muff continues to be a popular businesses of the bazaar, with people of various sorts sat around chatting, eating, and drinking. The bar and grill are manned by [if (met muna) {\"Muffin\"|a fat goblin}] and [if (met gristle) {Gristle|a gnoll}] respectively.[if (hour > 6) { [if (met muna) {Mini|Another goblin}] can be spotted from time to time running around, possibly working.}]
/hour = 11. Probably a switch-case thing.
[if (met Silenus) {Silenus|A bard with top half of a man and the lower half of a four-legged goat}] is thumbing away at some string instrument while he hums.
/hour = 12 to 17
[if (met Silenus) {Silenus|A bard with top half of a man and the lower half of a four-legged goat}] is strumming his string instrument in tune with his singing, telling some fanciful tale between the odd joke here and there. All the while, [if (met Leda) {Leda|a little girl with short limbs and a long torso}] is dancing like a lunatic, tossing her whole body into the air while twisting, her tail and the tassels on her hip scarf exaggerating the motion.
/hour = 18
[if (met Silenus) {Silenus|A bard with top half of a man and the lower half of a four-legged goat}] is playing a pleasant, consistent rhythm on his string instrument, and [if (met Leda) {Leda|a little girl with a long torso and short limbs}] is slung over his back like a wet towel drying on a clothesline.
/hour > 18
[if (met Silenus) {Silenus|A bard with top half of a man and the lower half of a four-legged goat}] is strumming an instrument while telling tales, occasionally stopping to drink or rest.
[Bar] [Grill] [if (met muna) {[Mini]}] [if (hour 11 to 23) {[[if (met Silenus) {Silenus|Bard}]]}] [if (hour 12 to 18) {[[if (met Leda) {Leda|Dancer}]]}] [Leave]
/If anyone needs a place to put a character, this location and this menu suits it well enough.