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////Telly cupcake! Adds the giant cupcake from the bakery post-quest to Telly's [Gift] menu
While Telly happily sits back and waits for you to pick something out to buy, you instead surprise her with placing an [i]enormous[/i] cupcake on the table, making her jolt with a [say:Woah!] as the spongy cake sinks slightly under its own weight before springing slowly back. Telly looks on in shock and awe. [say:Is that a birthday cake?] she asks. You inform her it's a cupcake--a cupcake you brought just for her! [say:It's a [b]cup[/b]cake!? It's huge!]

It's a DD-cup-cake.

Telly leans in as she examines the excessive pastry, and you watch as her face is illuminated by the singular candle on the top igniting all on its own. The circle of gumdrops sparkly as the crystals of sugar catch the light. The little shopkeeper loosely measures the size with her hands, then lowers her arms and compares it to the size of her belly. [say:[Mister], this is way too big to fit! Cupcakes are supposed to be individual-sized!]

You point out that the cupcake is, in fact, the size of an individual.

Despite her reservations, the demoness begins by grabbing one of the gumdrops, smearing off some of the frosting with it before popping it into her mouth and smiling. [say:It's so much sweetness to have in one sitting..! And I'd need a spoon, I can't just bi--] She stops herself. [say:Well you're not going to stop me, so I [b:can] just bite into it!] Telly lunges in and munches the cupcake, filling her mouth completely and staining her cheeks and nose with vanilla frosting. You don't believe she's as young as she looks, but right now you're doubting she's all that old, either...

[say:Don't you want some, [mister]? I'll never finish on my own, even at this rate!]
[Bite In] [Lick Her] [Decline]
//Bite In. "When in Rome..."
Setting your hands down on the counter for leverage, you brace yourself and lean in, biting a mouthful out of the chocolate cupcake and staining your own cheeks and nose with frosting as well. Telly reaches over, finger pointing, and swiped some of the mess from your face.

[say:You got something on your face,] she says. You reciprocate and swipe some from her face too, provoking a giggle out of the demoness. Even together, the two of you can't finish it before your cosmic sense of time warns you that you have to return to camp by the start of the hour every hour, and so you leave the demon to finish without you.
//Lick Her. "You want some, but just the frosting..."
[Walking] closer, you eye up the cupcake before turning your attention and locking your lips over her nose, licking off the frosting with a smooch. Telly blushes intensely and flustered [say:Hey!] before sticking her tongue out at you in playful indignation. Rather than chastise you for it, she wipes the frosting off one of her cheeks and presents her finger to you. [say:You missed some.]

You suck the sweet cream from her and make her giggle from the sensation, and Telly resumes eating from the cupcake. She's finishing it, just not any time soon, and despite your inclination to stick around, you have to take your leave eventually.
//Decline. "You'll have to consider eating her cake another time."
It's only a [i]cup[/i]cake if it's for a single person to eat, so no sharing this time. It's a gift for Telly, it's up to her to eat it all by herself--she can go at it all [day] if she has to.

[say:I accept the challenge!] she declares before taking another bite. A small bite. You'd have to crunch some numbers in your head to figure it out exactly but with a mouth as small as hers and a cake as big as this, it will take... far too long for you to sit here for. You got to see her smile, which is really the payoff for you, no need to watch her finish it.
//Oh my, look at the date, it's April 1st, this isn't a real submission at all...
//Apologies to weight gain fetishists that love this item and wanted fat loli, none to be had here, write your own.